Boxers or briefs?

Boxers
55% (26 votes)
Briefs
45% (21 votes)
Total votes: 47

Comments

highstump's picture

Both.

Not at the same time of course.

slartie's picture

Briefy boxers or Boxy briefs?

Briefy boxers or Boxy briefs?

highstump's picture

Since Gezer mentioned a new poll not long ago...

I gotta ask. Was this her Idea?

slartie's picture

Nope. It came straight out of

Nope. It came straight out of my deranged mind.

Long Island pipe smoker's picture

Slartie, you can do better....

Bent pipe and beard or straight billiard and clean shaven?
Pipe and scotch or pipe and tea?
Bent and Fedora or Straight and baseball cap?
Do you really rotate your pipes and assign tobacco or do you just grab a pipe and load up?
Do you enjoy the aroma of your pipe after it's done by smelling your mustache or are you mustachless and losing out?
Do you carry just one lighter or do your carry two (in case the first one craps out on you)?
Do you ever half load a bowl with one tobacco and then fill the rest with another?
Ever make an oreo tobacco sandwich in a bowl with two tobaccos? And so on.....
Slartie:
A guy has got to keep some business private. How he covers his nuts is one of them. What really counts is how he smells when his nuts are taking care of business. (Feel free to refer to other posts referencing nuts. Another brother and sister are authorities on the subject.) That's why the masculine aroma of a great pipe is always beneficial. What do you say.....Let's drop the pants (undies).

slartie's picture

Aye

Long Island pipe smoker wrote:
Bent pipe and beard or straight billiard and clean shaven?
Pipe and scotch or pipe and tea?...

I have often requested ideas for new polls .. You have just submitted more poll ideas in one post than I have received in a year. There's some food for thought :)

Aristokles's picture

Huh?

What's this? No long-johns, no thongs...how can I possibly cast a vote?

Captain Bob's picture

I wear...

...long John's for skiing every weekend!

slartie's picture

Thongs, eh ... Disturbing

Thongs, eh ... Disturbing images .. trauma .. involuntary jerking head movement and eye twitching.

I will consider a followup poll with a vast selection of clothing to choose from. Maybe my Victoria's Secret catalogue will come in handy for some of you more shady types :)

Long Island pipe smoker's picture

Testosterone City

Now you are smokin...

Sparks's picture

Might I remind everyone....

Though Geze may seem like one of the guys... a little consideration and courtesy for the fact that she is a woman might be in order. Maybe I am being a bit oversensitive, but just a thought.

slartie's picture

Women constantly steal the

Women constantly steal the guys' boxer shorts. It's a part of nature. I wonder who actually go and buy all those panties.

Timberwolfer_21's picture

Briefs

Why? cause she said so...

pjc812's picture

former room mate

in college had a t-shirt that said "Boxers, Briefs, Commando" and had a check box next to each one. Commando was checked. Knowing the fellow quite well, it was probably true...

Tim's picture

Other option

I actually wear boxer briefs. Go figure.

Ant B's picture

Ticked briefs

..... but usually its nothing. Briefs if I really have to. I live in very hot climes you know!

ruraldean's picture

If you're...

... tall, slim, tanned with a six-pack then briefs are in order.

I wear boxers, so draw your own conclusion.

Krawdad13's picture

I'm...

...tall tan and will be drinking a six pack.
Boxers for me, too.